'Oh, by the way, you farted last night.' If you ever want to know what married people talk about first thing in the morning after waking up. It's this. 'What?' I asked. 'Really I did?'
I know this man who has a magical power. It is a keen ability to wedge his way into the cracks of a person's wall and turn their frown upside down. This man just happens to be my husband.