His new haircut gave him newfound confidence that he hadn’t known before. All weekend he strutted around the house like a stallion, chest puffed out like the only rooster in the hen house.
'Oh, by the way, you farted last night.' If you ever want to know what married people talk about first thing in the morning after waking up. It's this. 'What?' I asked. 'Really I did?'
I know this man who has a magical power. It is a keen ability to wedge his way into the cracks of a person's wall and turn their frown upside down. This man just happens to be my husband.