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His new haircut gave him newfound confidence that he hadn’t known before. All weekend he strutted around the house like a stallion, chest puffed out like the only rooster in the hen house.

Breaking Barriers by Breaking Wind

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‘Oh, by the way, you farted last night.’ If you ever want to know what married people talk about first thing in the morning after waking up. It’s this. ‘What?’ I asked. ‘Really I did?’